Lucky Cloud, Your Sky


LOL-ita.
April 5, 2009, 4:10 am
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The first page of Lolita translated into 14 year old girl AOL speak: Ladies and Gentlebeans, I give you, LOLita.

LOLITA LIGHT OF MAH LIEF FIER OF MAH LOINS!!1!!!!! WTF LOL MAH SIN MAH SU!1!!1 WTF LO-LE-TA TEH TIP OF TEH 2NGUE TAKNG A TRIP OF THRE STEPS DOWN DA PALAET 2 TAP AT THRE ON DA TETH!111!! LO!1111! LE!11!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL TA
SHE11!1 WAS LO PLANE LO IN TEH MORNNG STANDNG FOUR FET TEN IN ONE SOK!11! OMG WTF LOL SH3 WAS LOLA IN SLAKS!!1111!1 WTF LOL SHA WAS DOLY AT SKOOL111111 WTF LOL SH3 WAS DOLORES ON TEH DOT3D LIEN1111 WTF BUT IN MAH ARMS SH3 WAS ALWAYS LOLITA
DID111!1! SHE HAEV A PRACURSOR?!!??!? OMG WTF LOL SHE DID INDED SH3 DID11!!111! LOL IN POINT OF FACT THEYRE MIGHT HAEV B3N NO LOLITA AT AL HAD I NOT LOVED ONA SUM3R A CARTANE INITIAL GIRL-CHILD!!!11 OMG WTF LOL IN A PRINCEDOM BY DA S3A!!1!! LOL O WH3N?!?!! WTF LOL ABOUT AS MANY Y3ARS BFOR3 LOLITA WAS BORN AS MAH AEG WAS TAHT SUM3R1111!1!1 OMG WTF U CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON A MURDERAR FOR A FANCY PROSA STYL3
LADEIS!1!!!!! WTF LOL AND G3NTLAMAN OF TEH JURY AXHIBIT NUMBR ONE IS WT S3RAPHS TEH MISINFORMAD SIMPLE NOBLA-WNGAD SERAPHS ANVEID!!!1 OMG LOL LOK AT THIS TANGL3 OF THORNS1!!1!111 WTF LOL

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lol your brain rocks

Comment by veronica

Thank you. I think you’re pretty cool, too!

Comment by Luckycloud




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